20 TV Shows I'm Proud to Say I've Never Seen

"16 and Pregnant" - Glorifying teen pregnancy is what I call classy TV.

"19 Kids and Counting" - Yes, I know it's now 20 kids. One more kid doesn't make me want to see this schlock any more.

"American Idol" - I have to qualify this a bit. I was once in a T.G.I. Friday's restaurant while an episode was playing on the TV's, but I promise, I didn't look.

"The Bachelor" - Now, I watch "The Bachelorette" religiously. "The Bachelor" is just shit.

"Barney and Friends" - I know that I am not the target audience--brain dead pre-schoolers with dolts for parents.

"Baywatch" - Not even this could make me watch.

"Dancing With the Stars" - Damn, I missed every episode. Even when Cher was on.

"Dog - The Bounty Hunter" - Um, yeah.

"Game of Thrones" - I get my fantasy from "Bewitched."

"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" - TLC just keeps coming up with winners.

"Jersey Shore" - This is called one of those so-bad-you-can't-turn-it-off shows. I call it so-bad-you-can't-turn-it-on.

"Jon & Kate Plus Eight" - Or just "Kate Plus Eight," fertility drugs are evil.

"Keeping up With the Kardashians" - Nadir of reality TV? This is it.

"Little People Big World" - Maybe I spoke too soon.

"Mr. Belvedere" - I wonder who has seen this show?

"Pretty Little Liars" - If the lie is that they're pretty, then they're telling whoppers.

"Punky Brewster" - I recently read that there was an episode where Punky lost everyone she loved. Why they didn't go ahead and lose her too is a mystery.

"The Real Housewives of..." - It doesn't matter where they set the show(s), there's nothing real about this garbage, and nothing can make me watch to see who bitch-slapped whom this week.

"Survivor" - I've survived this long without it. I'll be fine.

"Teen Mom" - I guess this is just a cheap way to have a sequel to "16 and Pregnant." They run this on Logo which was originally supposed to be a channel for gays and lesbians. I guess it's now just the graveyard of old MTV garbage.

Worst TV Shows of Which I've Seen at Least One Episode